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Nis Demotivational Poster


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.

TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.

QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married

HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day

TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?

INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.

father's day reminder -

TAGS: stannis
Rating: 4.45/5

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TheHornyGoat - October 16, 2015, 11:50 pm
Is there any Game of Thrones fan here who DIDN'T give this one 5L and feel they were going to hell for doing so?

DEMOTIVATION - supreme example

TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l

COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.

TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.

POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.

TAGS: postmodernism bull**** nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm



TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs

EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win

TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.

HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference

FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.

TAGS: muslim feminism radical
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well nic, I didn’t think it possible, but you are starting to make even less sense. Try to have a nice day. And….try aiming at the goal of maturity, and if that fails, zero in on attempts at humor. Otherwise, you’ll just remain a bore. cheers
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:59 pm
She's a human not a computer? Do you think all women are insane feminist? There are women a=out there that are smart enough to realize that men and women are both human.
GaryO - May 4, 2013, 11:09 am
Good choice, nic. Your girlhand will never ever leave you. Might wanna watch out for that pesky carpal tunnel though.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:24 am
My chance of wanting to be with a woman who's a Nazi are very low. I have a girlfriend and she's sane unlike Nazis. Men's Liberation will win in the end!
steve1961 - May 3, 2013, 11:53 pm
Relax. The chances of you being with an actual woman is probably pretty remote...at least until you decide to move outta yer mamma's house...
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
Feminism, the radical belief that all men are selfish and evil and when a man jumps in front of a bullet to save a woman he owed her and he deserved to die anyhow. That's a fact, and anyone who disagrees with me a fascist pig.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:53 pm
GIL, I declare Jihad on yer arse, 5L. lol
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:02 pm
Amsome. haha womens rights!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
I know...it struck me as funny though. I love stereotypes because they all share the commonality of only being about 10% accurate, but what a funny 10%!
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
we're lucky they don't declare jihad on us chauvinists!! 5
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:46 am

omg gil...5o very very wrong


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.

FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!

TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

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forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm

Feminism -

TAGS: feminism politics
Rating: 2.35/5

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Helldeath - October 20, 2008, 6:08 am
Point is ............. WOMEN SUCK !
RnR - September 1, 2008, 6:39 am
***ims sucks: for a job opening with seven equally qualified candidates, the female will always get it, unless there is also a handicapped or "minority-group" candidate.
pro - September 1, 2008, 4:17 am
One of the poster boards says: "***ism is a handicap". Great news! My parking worries are over!
AG218 - September 1, 2008, 2:16 am
Think you missed the point...

STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.

TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.

THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all

TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.9/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.

THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly h**...)

"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison

TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

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stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!

Behind Bars -

TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 3.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!


TAGS: creationism face palm
Rating: 3.14/5

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Platinu - August 10, 2010, 2:00 pm
Unintentionally hilarious poster. Creationists. They just can't help but be funny. I agree, keep them coming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
I don't make posters about how deluded religious people are....so, maybe you could show us the same courtesy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:40 pm
@RL. You make some good posters, but this religious BS is starting to annoy people....this one doesn't even make sense. The Earth was formed AFTER the Big Bang.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:25 pm

and to finally lay it to rest.... @sean...hey man, i love you! not in the biblical sense but i love you!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:24 pm

i think i have an einstein religious one on the backburner for fred. oh ...right...he's no longer with us... the mighty hammer of Thor i a**ume...mu-ahahahahaha.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:23 pm

omg sean...none of it was directed your way...lol! truth is i find your stuff some of the most creative on this site. the comments were directed at fred. monkies for you sean....grow up for fred.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

I doubt nay harm at all, unless you happen to be fred.
Sean - August 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
I was not offended, but I did also misread the part that indicated most of that was directed at Fred. I thought that condescension was directed at me. Well, no harm done, I hope.
thatonechick - August 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
@Sean: I'm fairly sure RL wasn't fighting you. :)
Sean - August 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
Uhm, Reality Lord, if you think I'm telling you to shut up or something along those lines, I can a**ure I am not. This poster is hilarious. Albeit not for the reasons you seem to have intended. So keep 'em comin'.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:28 am

fred: third option in your a**esment....the viewer feels threatened for some reason by this poster and feels he must defend his irrationalism. meh...who knows.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:23 am

sean:monkeys are like the Timmys of the human race. eventually the mods will get to them. fred:i don't neccesarily express my views in these posters. you have the ability to make your own poster that do reflect your views though. go for it.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Parallel Retardness: If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?!!!!!
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:07 pm

@fred, do you mean the person who made this is a moron? I need to know how to properly respond to your comment.
fred - August 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Two options: a) This poster is trying to make creationists look moronic. b) This poster is a moron. Hard to say.
Ed-Hyde - August 6, 2010, 11:55 am
Bit o Randomness: Learning that the big bang theory was originally introduced by a Catholic Priest.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 8:58 am
The Earth is blowing up! The universe is constantly expanding. It's just an extremely slo-mo explosion.
corneredbadger - August 6, 2010, 8:52 am
The fact that I can believe someone actually asked that makes me hate humanity
pzykosiz - August 6, 2010, 1:47 am
i ended up missing this one go through. i just did one on a similar theme. but still 5L's
Anonymous2 - August 5, 2010, 10:41 pm
Big Bang Theory: First there was nothing, then it blew up, and created the cosmos.


TAGS: night firefight afghanistan
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.

THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.

1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.

TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I a**ure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.

CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!

TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


TAGS: afghanistan sniper
Rating: 4.95/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:29 am
I've heard of righties shooting left handed off a bipod because then you can fire a follow-up sh** without breaking your position.
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 6:15 pm
Wow...... Amazing... just absolutely 5-round bolt action M40 amazing (And no, I'm not saying that IS a M40, merely using the M40 to fit the comment) you don't get all too many lefties in shooting
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:32 am

RECYCLING - Saving the planet, one baddie at a time.

TAGS: tetris capital punishment
Rating: 4.29/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:11 pm
Wow! xx
Defence2501 - February 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
I always wondered where all the bodies went...
freddyfoxtrot - July 13, 2010, 9:12 am


CREATIONISM - Finally explained!

TAGS: creationism christianity atheism
Rating: 3.35/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
You know.. creationism doesnt believe in evolution... fine. But creationism has evolved into "intelligent design" thus disproving itself... craziness huh?



TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.56/5

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Greeny - February 15, 2013, 10:18 pm
2010, best spring ever... scroll on down
Airman - May 17, 2010, 6:18 pm
this is a good one. a little too close to home
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 12:50 am
What sucks now is I can't trust a fart
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Excellent! Truely a funny demotivational poster! 5 close calls!

HOWITZER BE THY NAME - thy kingdom come thy will be done

TAGS: fun in afghanistan
Rating: 4.05/5

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Doggin - June 11, 2010, 3:24 pm
Actualy with this you use a steep angle like that because it will actualy go farther then pointing it lower, the power is so great that it shoots to a hight where the air is very thin and has very little resistance on the round.
rogueagent - January 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
It could be at a very steep angle in which case they should be OK, or it could be they're using a blank training round.
Sidereal - January 13, 2010, 7:52 am
Isnt shooting the big cannony gun thing vertically likely to get these guys a wooden overcoat really quickly.


COMMUNISM - Yeah, great idea...

TAGS: north korea communism
Rating: 3.38/5
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Communism is a great idea. --- On paper. Problem is, with so much control, those in charge lose focus of the people.
Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:05 pm
Totalitarian communism reveals its fruit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 2:13 am
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:10 am
Modern China's more capitalist than we are. No unemployment, no national health care, no social security unless you were a government employee. They have a simple, easy and understandable economic plan: GET A JOB. ...Also, Manchuria is a rural region.
RandomApe - October 7, 2009, 4:49 pm
Looks like there are more lights in SK than in China
Jihad Joe - April 14, 2009, 3:22 am
China, the big shiny thing in to the north...
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
People like ''gawd'' are the reason that I am pro abortion.
gawd - March 10, 2009, 9:41 pm
because the usa won't nuke themselves
Dalek - March 10, 2009, 8:02 pm
Communists go to bed early, the free get to party ALLLLL NIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOONG!

NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: nissan g** ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

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Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.


TAGS: communism great idea no money
Rating: 4.65/5

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Anonymous2 - January 2, 2011, 11:56 pm
Socialism works, just not with humans.
eslcity - January 2, 2011, 11:45 am
I tell my students that socialism is a good idea on paper... "JUST ON PAPER"
rerun - December 30, 2010, 6:36 pm



TAGS: disney afghanistan
Rating: 4.26/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 8:02 pm
Funny one.
rerun - January 6, 2011, 6:50 pm

Craterville...it is just East of central Kabul
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:19 am
I dunno rerun, if you could pick the destination...
pointer - January 5, 2011, 8:29 pm
Any Height restrictions...?
rerun - January 5, 2011, 8:08 pm

The wait on the Cruise Missile ride is only 3 minutes.....the only down side is you can only ride it once.

CHE CHE! - The revolution will be televised, then dubbed, then fan-subbed, and available as a 30 volume manga.

TAGS: manga anime humor che guevera communism
Rating: 2.77/5

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TigerKid - March 6, 2009, 9:02 am
Nenja - December 3, 2008, 9:43 am
O_O Wow.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:55 am
I have to confess I stole the idea, but I totally redid the image as the one I saw was too low res for my tastes.


TAGS: army afghanistan
Rating: 4.93/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:38 am
MO5T Excellent Airman~


TAGS: elmer fudd afghanistan
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:17 pm
Rabbit Hunting, Just Like Arudel !
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 8:05 pm


TAGS: army marine afghanistan iraq
Rating: 3.97/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Love it, great homage 5L


THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!

VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.

TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?

DUDE - They wanted you to do it.

TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)

DEAR GOD! - that tennis ball just came out of nowhere!

TAGS: lol tennis
Rating: 3.21/5

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Sho - April 17, 2012, 12:28 pm
3L because I read the caption with a british accent. And lol'd
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 2:26 am
keep it up.great idea comes from your own thinking, not from someone's great idea..
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:06 am
I got a lol out of it, 4L
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
To be honest if you only want to do 'ok'..... wow that alone speaks for itself. Tip: Don't blow down constructive criticism.
mastermind15 - April 16, 2012, 6:52 pm
i think i did ok at least
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
I have a telekinetic power!I can hit the ball by thinking to move my arm.
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:49 pm
Agreed with Rick, a little bit of effort, goes a long way
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:35 pm
Amusing picture, not so amusing caption... Perhaps, better luck next time... Where, hopefully, "lol" is not one of the tags...


TAGS: sam kinison
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
Worse. Step 1 - Send food, seed and irrigation aid. Step 2 - Food intercepted by rival militias and tribes, Step 3 - Seed and irrigation maybe make it through, grow crops, Step 4 - Crops confiscated, fields burned. Repeat steps 1-4.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 7:31 pm
harsh but true
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
If we stopped sending food and meds the suffering would have ended long ago. Perhaps Sam was right, start sending plane tickets instead.
Derek - August 24, 2010, 6:22 pm
As if they have a choice.


TAGS: couples punishment
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Totally took a turn I didn't see coming.
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:27 pm
that is going to be a lot of fun if you know what i mean

ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins

TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.

Things Mom Taught Me -

COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''

TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am

FINISH HER! - Damn! What buttons do I press again?

TAGS: finish her mortal kombat d*** fight club
Rating: 2.79/5

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Walkerofskies - February 5, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice job. Good originality on the ph**o.
Dustin Marthington - December 9, 2008, 9:43 pm
your "fit to screen" option is selected y'know?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:53 am
ASA..thats how u turn me on...i think he's talking about the chick in the back.lmao.
Asa - November 7, 2008, 7:54 pm
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)

TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?

HULK SMASH - Hulk angry! Hulk over hand SMASH!


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.76/5

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champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act

TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.88/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!

COMMUNISM - Not as fun as it looks

TAGS: communism
Rating: 3.61/5

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Johnny - October 23, 2008, 6:46 pm
It was fun if you weren't a peasant...

OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!


TAGS: occams razor women men female male v***** p****
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.

IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.

CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this

TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.96/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


TAGS: creationism
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:41 pm
Good line.

TENNIS IS SO GAY. - Really ? What makes you think so ? I don't know, what do you think ?

TAGS: tennis
Rating: 2.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 26, 2010, 7:06 am
this poster would have been better if you'd left off "I don't know, what do you think." Obvious poster is obvious. 3L

THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!

TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


TAGS: politics anarchism libertarianism
Rating: 1.71/5

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Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:55 pm
While you're at it, stop s******.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:47 pm
send it to politifake

Magic -

TAGS: magic b**** witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screensh** of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

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Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
I love that picture its my desktop

SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm



TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.

ANTHROMORPHISM - When runaway doggies end up in Hollywood.

"you are grounded!" -

TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!

DING DONG DITCH - It never ever gets old! "GEDDEM GUNNY!"


DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach

OH ABDULLAH - you went with the powder blue turban, I told you how it would make your eyes dance.

TAGS: taliban al queda afghanistan
Rating: 3.28/5

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Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 5:55 pm
Si, yo también. Funny. 5L
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:56 am
Agreed. Very funny poster yeodawg.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:10 am
THIS is fooking HI-larry-us! 5L.
Jmac0585 - November 6, 2009, 10:57 am
Who ever gave this a 1 is a real clownshoe. 5L.

LORENA BOBBITT - She's still a nice lady John, but don't tell her to go in the kitchen again!

TAGS: or you ll loose you celebrity p****
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
It's better don't ask her for a wurstel sammich.
Fatt Matt - February 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Sammich, yes. Just don't cut it in half, and spread the mayo w/ a spoon.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:42 pm

no sammich then?


TAGS: afghanistan
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - September 12, 2012, 9:20 pm

and that has always been my motto when it's past last call and the room is empty of women



TAGS: feminism political correctness women
Rating: 4.12/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:47 pm
I d*** near popped a bra strap...lmfao. Got a 5 from me.